Before you get all excited, this isn’t some strange and kooky cooking post.
I think it was the lovely Julia who coined the phrase and it’s pretty appropriate:

There ain’t no way, no how, that that sleeve is going to fit that armhole.
As I was knitting the front and back I was thinking “these armholes looked pretty weird”. I did pull them back a couple of times, but no, the pattern insisted they’d work.
Well, it lied.
I suppose you can’t win ’em all.
I just wish you could.
A frogging I will go!
This little pea coat, for Baby Jacob, is taken from the
but also because the weather here is back on form and it’s howling a gale and bucketing down with rain. Plus ca change.
This is a super easy pattern, but did give me pause at the shoulders, which are shaped with short rows and then the seam is created with a three needle cast off. Well, there’s another skill learned. I do love it when these things creep up on you and you have to get to grips with something quick.